Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

columbian yam yam 

Cocaine, The White Pony, That Soft. The slang term "columbian yam yam" was invented by C Woods from Pompton.

DeAndre: yo you got trees?
B-Dog: nah but dem boys got dat columbian yam yam up the way. Shit is raw and ain't stepped on neither my du'.

columbian yam yam by CWoods January 21, 2014

columbian whale 

When you sprinkle some grade A Columbian bam bam around the outside of a butthole then proceed to snort the coke at the same time as the person farts blowing the coke up in the air and into your nose.

The stripper I was with last night let me do a columbian whale

columbian whale by Doughboyjunior March 24, 2017

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

Columbian Lip Smacker by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

columbian unicorn 

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.

Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.

columbian unicorn by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014

Columbian Care Package 

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

Columbian Care Package by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

Columbian Puppy Chow 

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

Columbian Puppy Chow by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015