Columbia- the world's prettiest girl with a big booty. She is smart, short, awesome, loving, sassy, and most definitely wow that butt tho.
by Eli_thebeast June 5, 2017
The prettiest girl alive. She short asf, but she got big booty. She is nice, sassy, smart, fine, and got a lot of people liking her. She also is in grade school. She likes to be called cute names, like baby
Columbia is my favorite person in the person.
by Eli_thebeast June 5, 2017
Formally known as New Grenada from 1856-1863. Columbia, a 3rd world South American country known for its extreme sense of nationalism, use of cocaine, and plastic surgery was given its name in 1886 by Simon Bolivar. Simon bolivar, chose the name of Columbia as a direct tribute to The District of “Columbia” of the United States, a country which he looked up to greatly.
by My logic is undeniable February 11, 2022
When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
by gummibearandrew2 May 7, 2023
by KnockOut123 July 12, 2009
West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 14, 2020
West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.
Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020