a place that you would walk into and think it was a zoo becuase it’s full of snakes. the teachers suck and make you feel like shit. sports are the only thing that people do becuase greenbush is a desert.
Oh, you go to columbia high school? Sucks for you faggot.
by Sopojoso April 4, 2019
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This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.

I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that

That is before attended the school myself i might add

After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something

This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name

Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO

What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA

The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum

Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all

I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards

:) :)

And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.

2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
by Fuck_CSS January 5, 2020
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A pit of indescribable terror and agony. It is a dreaded place... The students are strung up on ropes and chains, bodies litter the parking lots and front steps. Those who live near it have claimed to hear the ancient screams of tortured souls withing its cold walls. No one goes near it anymore, those who have, are rarely seen ever again. The lucky survivors however, can only piece together a scrambeled story.
"Screams, everywhere screams... I was running.. I ran and ran but they were always right behind me. The stench of burning flesh and hair was everywhere. A door... a light... then nothing.."
by Chris Fay February 17, 2005
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A broke and STOOPID school that has a lot of bad children and is not a school you want to go to.
You have to be really smart to get into Columbia Secondary School

SIKE . YOU THOUGHT
by CSS STUDENT March 18, 2019
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Columbia sucks. 90% of teachers are white. The dean got fired because a student called black people apes.
Person 1: I go to Columbia Secondary School
Person 2: I’m sorry
by a sad student February 26, 2021
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columbia heights village is a neighborhood in washington dc. they recently had a rapper on the scene named CHV TopSoulja there hood is not to be played with
columbia heights village is not a place you want to be when it’s crunch time
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A school in New York City where students have fun AND are educated unlike most other kids in NYC public schools.

Also known as "CSS".
Did you see that girl with the Columbia Secondary School shirt?

Yeah I heard her saying that she got A's in all of her classes.

CSS Kids do it better.
by Anonymous2097 August 20, 2010
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