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Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.
I wish I could be a cool as Collin Valenti.
by hhggdhb November 19, 2011