When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."
by 4TheTheTheThes January 3, 2012
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