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The act of saying something completely irrelevant or rather, something idiotic during a serious conversation. To Collado the situation, or to pull a "Collado."
George: "Dude, I think I have cancer-"
Steven: "That's not what your mum said last night"
George: "Don't be a fuckin' Collado"
by His name is George September 05, 2013

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