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1. Someone who thinks their mustache is 70's Big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. A mustache that belongs at a Civil War Reenactment/Medival Festival.
3. A weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.
The colinstache looked right at home shirtless and gazing off into nothing.
by Sterling75 June 04, 2010