Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.

Dole Bludger, or council house scrounger

by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003