Top Definition
A cold socket is a very simple, and interesting way to pleasure yourself.

Step #1- Cut off your penis and take out the insides.
Step #2- Fill it with any kind of substance, most preferably poop.
Step #3- Freeze for at least 5 hours.
Step #4- Use as a dildo for your own pleasure. For boys and girls, and whoever the fuck else there is.
A commonly used term.
Dude you wanna get the cold socket out the fridge? It has been like 6 hourse already.
by DaLaxerBrasefFag August 08, 2009

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