a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
by enderkin July 11, 2008
The word made famous by a Dundalk man. It means what it says. Fuck coincidence. There is no such thing
When the wife told the husband that it was just a coincidence that whenever she goes out with her work bf her phone always loses signal and has no undies. The husband replied "Fuck Coincidence"
by EkoliShift May 28, 2022
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.
by Nig- August 7, 2021
When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.
(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"
Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.
Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.
by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013
by robbiexx January 6, 2023
a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance
Also known as an Epic Fail.
Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
by TeemSmart August 8, 2009
A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.
Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!
by LiquidMSL May 5, 2023