Coheed and Cambria

A band characterized by the most fucking annoying singer in the world. Sounds like: Your mothers queefs muffled in applesauce. Not as gay as The Jonas Brothers, or The Barenaked Ladies, but you get the idea.

"Have you ever heard of Coheed and Cambria?"

"Your ears are bleeding."

"What?"

by PeopleGetReady1234 January 24, 2009

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The one and only band ive ever been wrong about based on first impressions. At first may appear to be a fall-out boy clone with added metal due to the singers whiney-sounding voice.

But in reality one of the most lyrically and melodically creative bands of the 21st Century. Upon further inspection would reveal the awesome reality that what they sing about is people with superpowers in space fighting an epic battle.

Definitely recommended to anyone whos willing to keep an open mind and look past first impressions.

"hey man, listen to Coheed and Cambria.. Theyre Awesome!"
*listens* "Ahhh dude this is balls, they sound like a stupid genetic emo band."

"Now download the album and listen to the Good Apollo: Im Burning Star IV Vol 1 album"

... "Fine"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by ClaudioIsAGenius January 24, 2011

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An amazing progressive rock band that is often mislabeled as 'emo'. Current band members include: Claudio Sanchez (Jesus Christ Himself), Travis Stever, Michael Todd, and Chris Pennie. Coheed and Cambria have a sound that is similar to Yes, Rush, and Pink Floyd. Contrary to some popular belief, the band does not suck and are very talented musicians and perhaps may be one of the most original bands to ever be. The band has a concept behind their albums similar to that of Pink Floyd's The Wall. Their discography in chronological order is as follows: (1.) The Second Stage Turbine Blade; (2.) In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3; (3.) Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness; (4.) Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume Two: No World for Tomorrow; (5.) Year of the Black Rainbow. The band has released several DVD's including: Live at the Starland Ballroom, The Last Supper: Live at Hammerstein Ballroom, Neverender: Children of the Fence Edition (CD/DVD box set combo including 4 live DVD's, 4 live CD's, and a documentary), The Fiction Will See the Real: Documentary (released in the aforementioned Neverender box set), and Every End Has a Beginning: The Making of 'Year of the Black Rainbow' (released with box set of YOBR). With the release of Year of the Black Rainbow, Sanchez also coauthored his first novel entitled Year of the Black Rainbow. The book is the precursor to the Amory Wars comic series of which Sanchez is the author.

Coheed and Cambria is my favorite band ever.

by The_Crowing19 November 8, 2010

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probably the worst band to be belched out of the bowels of humanity since culture club. coheed is an interesting (<-sarcasm)
mix of rush and fall out boy, ensuring that they not only suck, but swallow.

do you like eating shit?
then try listening to coheed and cambria.

by jackman fucking ochs January 29, 2009

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A band that thinks they're rush, just a bit heavier. They suck horribly on their CD's, but even more live. All the singer does is play his guitar in a corner by his amps, cover his face with his douche bag-like hair, and scream with such a high pitched voice it sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet. Long story short: Faggots

Person 1: "Coheed and Cambria is one shitty band!"
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."

by sdwetwilly April 16, 2009

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