Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.
Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema
by coffeeboy May 16, 2005
Where you pour coffee up your asshole like a douche, then shit everything out.
"Bridget darl, are you up for a coffee enema? I got a new pack of tim tams and they're double coated."
by blacknosugar November 10, 2009
Coffee Enema is a derogatory term for the Coffee Party which is a spin off of the Tea Party.
Will the coffee enemas be marching today?
by Foznots March 06, 2010