Top Definition
The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.

An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.
by Stereotyped April 24, 2013

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