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The breakfest of champions and the only thing that keeps me from "FREAKING OUT MAN!"
With out coffee and smokes mike would so go postal!
by Mojo58201 August 22, 2009
 
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The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.
“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."
by ajtothemax August 13, 2011