coffee mate

white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures

Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"


See also peter kay

by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004

Coffee mate

An Australian saying coffee

Goodaye, want some coffee mate?

by Fun-ee April 24, 2022

Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017