Top Definition
Somebody who is proud of his/her (usually her) 'addiction' to coffee; somebody who never shuts up about how much he/she needs coffee to function, as if it's a quirky personality trait, or a hobby, or just something to make her seem like an interesting human being.

Usually a fan of Starbucks or some other shitty chain café; usually takes a particular type of coffee (Latté, Mocha, (worst of all) Frappuccino) and tells everybody that it's "all I ever drink."
"I've got to have a cup of coffee, I can't start the day without one! I can't do anything until I've had my macchiato! I can't help it, it's just who I am!"

"Shut the fuck up, you Coffee Cunt"
by CatCity November 12, 2011

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