The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020