| 1. | Codi Milam | ||
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Pronounced as (ko-de My-lum)Commonly mispronounces as (ma-la-m). This is a disease associated with teenage males displaying the following symptoms:
-Pale -Wears mostly camouflage -Wears Glasses -Blinks constantly -Commonly seen with Velcro shoes -Wears knee high black socks even while wearing white shoes -Addiction to Runescape -Has a sezure when touched -Refers to self as King Shobu -Eating slow -Fascination for asian chicks -Hickeys may occur -Fascination with Dragonball -Lack of Common Sense -Lonliness -Denial of Lonliness -Homosexuality -Denial of Homosexuality -Constant itching of the penis, testicles, gooch and asscrack -Delightful sensations from anal penetration -Acne -Chronic fucked up haircut -Lack of dress sense -Interest in unbelievably childish things -Chronic Masturbation -Several learning disorders including ADD, ADHD, Teretts, Fucktardation -Denial of Fucktardedness -Lack of muscle or fat -Weakness -Vulnerability to beatings -A lifetime supply of Virginity -Repetition of phrase "im going to kill you" 1.
Person1: "Look at that guy over there he has no friends" Person2: "Must be Codi Milam" 2. Person1 "Why does that kid keep staring at me while blinking rapidly?" Person2 "Because he has Codi Milam's disease and as a symptom he is imagining you in a form of hentai!" 3. Person1: "Why does it take him 5 minutes to eat a cracker?" Person2: "It's Codi Milam!" |
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