Guys who think they're good enough for the Marines, Army, Air Force, or Navy, because they play a lot of COD.
Cod ROTC- Mann i got a 360 no scope with a suppressed WA2000 on Nuketown today im a fuckin boss im gonna join the marines after high school and kill some charlies
Sane person-dude ur a Cod ROTC real war isnt like Black Ops ur gonna die
Drill Instructor- What are you thinking maggot if those were live rounds you and your squad would be in the biggest clusterfuck ive ever seen!
Cod ROTC- i wanted to knife him sir!
Drill Instructor- Jesus Christ! A Cod ROTC? I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!!! NOW GIVE ME 20!!