The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.
I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"
by suntzzu December 09, 2010

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