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Noun- Similar to "Smartypants", a name for someone who is being cocky or full of themselves. Often mistaken for a sexual innuendo.
Bob-"Yeah! I won! I rock at Scrabble!"
John-"Bob, stop being such a cockypants.
by freshfishbowl March 28, 2009
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cockypants: def 1. the pair of jeans a guy wears that he thinks he will get lucky in.
Tony put on his seal blue member's only jacket and cocky pants before picking up his date, Erica.
by Aimela September 27, 2005
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