Top Definition
A person who, annoyingly states and exaggerates the obvious in a cocky tone, or gives a ridiculous answer to a stupid question - infuriating the person its aimed at.
Sam: Hey , whats the capital of Italy again?
Warren: Errrr I know, I know ... London?!
Sam: Fucking CLP
Warren: CLP?
Same - Cocky little Prick (CLP)!!
by w12fusilier September 19, 2012

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