Cockblockula

Someone who at every chance sucks up all the game in the room at his friends expence.

John: Aye there were like 100 girls at that last night, did you get any action?

Ryan: Not at all Gary was being such a Cockblockula! Dude he totally kicked off the Cockblocalypse.

by P.S. Foolish June 14, 2011

Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 07, 2010