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The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)
by MojoJojo76 January 05, 2010