cock in a sock

A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.

I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.

by Nekima April 28, 2006

cock in a sock

Something you say when you're in a rage.

I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!

by KIng Bob April 11, 2003

cock in a sock

Loose.

Who's idea was it to use sticky tape and not nails? Its flopping around like a cock in a sock!

by captaindigi November 2, 2018

like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009

cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

The Cock And Sock Connection

A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)

A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.

David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me

by Louis Gray October 25, 2007