A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.
by Ad4mSch. April 7, 2009
When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 6, 2011
Kumar: So Tara when was the last time you had sex?
Tara: 10 months ago
Kumar: Well dont you have a cobweb cunt
Tara: 10 months ago
Kumar: Well dont you have a cobweb cunt
by kumargg September 10, 2006
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Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time
by kitty+sis February 25, 2004
When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.
"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."
by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011
When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.
James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.
by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011