British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.
Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).
Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!
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Once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly Mexican lipsticks