The act or state of being both dextrous and bumbling at the same time, or in close succession; performing a blunder, immediately followed by an impressive act of agility.
His glasses flew from his hand as he wildly gesticulated his point, yet he managed to swoop down and catch them before they hit the ground.
"Deft and clumsy at the same time" remarked his colleague, smirking.
"Deft and clumsy at the same time" remarked his colleague, smirking.
by E_XIII November 10, 2012
"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"
"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"
"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"
by Christian Howes February 3, 2009
kris: wow connor just dissed the teacher, what a savage.
kris: lmao he just tripped, what a clumsy savage
kris: lmao he just tripped, what a clumsy savage
by idfkb February 12, 2016
A foursome that involves one girl and three guys. One guy is getting the girl from behind while the girl is giving a hand job to both guys with each hand. With great imagination, it imitates a clumsy seagull
Holy shit that was a crazy night. I can't believe Shirlena just let us do the clumsy seagull on her. She won't be able to walk right for week!
by justhotshitusa May 20, 2011
by not so humble July 23, 2017
This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013
Clumsy noname is a youtuber mainly known for 100 drops videos popoularised by Luke thenotable and he is also a god at fortnite
by Clumsy noname December 6, 2020