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1.
The uncontrollable arm motion that happens to guys at the club, always resulting in feeling a girl up while on the dance floor
Yo, bro, did you see me go all club hands on that hottie? She has a nice rack!

or

Ewwww that juicer went all club hands on me on the dance floor, I had to smack him!
by LGjohnsonDave May 02, 2010
 
2.
someone with proper wrut deformed hands eg Kapz from da Stratford Massive.

A person who cannot do the most meanial of tasks properley coz dere fingers are joined together like a web
Fucking hell cant you do nuttin right you clubhanded fool.

Boy you got clubhand
by cheefee January 03, 2004