A place where ClUB@ng@$zz, GU!D0O$Szz && th33 f!N3STtt CluBH3@d$ss/ !nF@m0UsZZ fCCKKSzz aree found. Its a place where 25 year olds get with 13 year olds wearing fishnet stockings as shirts and lingerie from victoria's secret as shorts; the basic attire of most girls at abyss, unless of course your parent stays in the parking lot, you wear REAL clothes, and you pay $25 to stand there and make fun of all the sluts you see. Its basically a walking STD if you decide to get with anyone.
girl: mom can i go to a teen night at club abyss?
mom" well, honey, whos gonna be htere?
girl: only the whole schoolll !
mom: okay get on a t-shirt and jeans and ill take you,
girl: brings a spare change or clothes aka lingerie in her purse
later onn...
guido: (jumps on girls ass and starts dry humping her)
girl: wtfff are you doingggg?
gido: hey beautiful. is that a mirror in your pants cause i think i see myself in them.
girl: wanna take this someplace private?
guido: no, right here is fine.
mom" well, honey, whos gonna be htere?
girl: only the whole schoolll !
mom: okay get on a t-shirt and jeans and ill take you,
girl: brings a spare change or clothes aka lingerie in her purse
later onn...
guido: (jumps on girls ass and starts dry humping her)
girl: wtfff are you doingggg?
gido: hey beautiful. is that a mirror in your pants cause i think i see myself in them.
girl: wanna take this someplace private?
guido: no, right here is fine.
by clubbanga. July 11, 2008
if you really need to beat up some slutty 12 year old girl, get crabs, or make fun of a pack of guidos (yes, they move in packs. like asians), u should hit up club abyss
by bambi's mom August 24, 2008