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Clown Pound 

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.
Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"
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Clown Pound 

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
Clown Pound by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

pound the clown 

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"
I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

Clown Pounder 

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.
That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

Pounding Crown 

Yo, homeboy is ON tonight ... he'll be pounding crown in 5.
Pounding Crown by robbiet8765 April 23, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004