Clown Pound

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.

Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"

Clown Pound by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy October 20, 2006

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Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...

My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...

Clown Pound by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

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pound the clown

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"

I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

pound the clown by SyntheticMindset January 19, 2011

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Clown Pounder

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.

That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

Clown Pounder by Kevin Handley July 1, 2005

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Pounding Crown

Smashing/crushing pussy. Preferably, random pussy.

Yo, homeboy is ON tonight ... he'll be pounding crown in 5.

Pounding Crown by robbiet8765 April 23, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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