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Clown Pound 

The act of clowns (which include truckers, carnival operators "carnies") coming together in groups of 2 or more (maximum number is unlimited) and pounding one another in eachother's orfices.
Carny Jethro: "Hey Ace, what'ya say we have a good ol' clown pound after the carnival tonight?"

Ace the Clown: "Hell yeah brother, let's git er' done!"
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Clown Pound 

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...
Clown Pound by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

pound the clown 

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"
I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

Clown Pounder 

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.
That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

Pounding Crown 

Smashing/crushing pussy. Preferably, random pussy.
Yo, homeboy is ON tonight ... he'll be pounding crown in 5.
Pounding Crown by robbiet8765 April 23, 2010

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026