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an extremely womanly man who enjoys cooking for long hours while wearing a pink apron. Clordons are often found obsessing over their own asses and being arrogant. he is often a douche bag who uses big words that no one else understands. he also steals food from his amazing friends Mica and Mariah who are toooootaly gorgeous. ; )

"Hey you see that guy over there reading the bitch magazine?"

"yeah, he's such a clordon!"
by sheanna December 10, 2008