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A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the clitumentary plays emphasis on the glorious female genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the male gender, or homosexual women.
I watched the most amazing clitumentary yesterday. It taught me the ABC's of muff diving, and how to treat a lady's beaver with respect.
by pseudomine December 07, 2009
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