Clissy and its obvious shorthand (verb and plural) cliss is a portmanteau of the words clitoris, classy, pussy, sissy; kiss and bliss. A feminine alternative to words like dick and cock.
Example 1: I hope the surgery makes others feel better but I actually like my clissy.
One who is politely rude, briskly vague or firmly uninformative. Can often be applied to sports commentators, some politicians and christians.
Bob: The weather seems oaky out there, could be nice for doing something or other.
Roy: That sentence contained no useful information what so ever.
Henry: Bob is such a clixby.