Clissy and its obvious shorthand (verb and plural) cliss is a portmanteau of the words clitoris, classy, pussy, sissy; kiss and bliss. A feminine alternative to words like dick and cock.
Example 1: I hope the surgery makes others feel better but I actually like my clissy.
Example 2: My cliss is perfectly fine as is. There is nothing wrong with having one.
One who is politely rude, briskly vague or firmly uninformative. Can often be applied to sports commentators, some politicians and christians.
Bob: The weather seems oaky out there, could be nice for doing something or other.
Roy: That sentence contained no useful information what so ever.
Henry: Bob is such a clixby.