Often refered to as a CliodhnaBeast, A Cleaner of the best kind. An extremely hairy homosepian, An inappropriate girl who often implies your mother is a Llama. Caution should be taken around them unless one is prepared to be an endangered species. May often charge you for their heavy breathing/snoring which is often constant and unforgiving, Never wears the appropriate attire to any occasion. Smokes like chimney. Swears like a sailor during rape. Has mastered the skill of speech but not quite grasped the skill of conversation. May try and steal your family. Questionable dietry choices, may include small children, orange foods, tea, jam and soup. Terrible choice in sexual orientation. May on occassion lunge for you yielding muscular biceps resulting in your toppeling in shrubbery. Should not be allowed near society or the animal kingdom. Needs a PG13 warning on most good days Never to be asked where her manners are unless prepared for profanities of the wildest cliodhna kind. Her scout's honour should never be questioned as it is unfaltering and true Although is never to be asked about her opinions of a jamboree Should not be allowed to leave the country as a cliodhna will insult and offend everything and everyone in sight.
If you own a cliodhna, it should be securely caged, fed at appropriate times and permitted to sleep atleast 13 hours a day. If you don't i recommend you get one for as crazy as one may be it is a little be vital in your life if anything for comic relief.
1.) "Here Cliodhna i've bought you a present!"
*Cliodhna Beast pushes you into hedge*
"Cliodhna, where are your manners?!"
"Round the corner picking shit out of a ditch."
2.) "Let us observe the Cliodhna Beast in it's natural habitat as it feasts upon it's prey the modern day toddler."