If you own a cliodhna, it should be securely caged, fed at appropriate times and permitted to sleep atleast 13 hours a day. If you don't i recommend you get one for as crazy as one may be it is a little be vital in your life if anything for comic relief.
*Cliodhna Beast pushes you into hedge*
"Cliodhna, where are your manners?!"
"Round the corner picking shit out of a ditch."
2.) "Let us observe the Cliodhna Beast in it's natural habitat as it feasts upon it's prey the modern day toddler."