A small town just north of Flint, Michigan. Clio is home to many types of people, mostly druggies and dirties. You can find these sorts of people at the local drug/dirty hotspot called Cancer Corner (CC for short). CC is located just off the grounds of the local high school, famous for its terrible football team and amazing cross country team. Most of Clio's other sports are average at best. The majority of the girls at Clio High are just a bunch of tricks
. Clio's teen pregnancy rates are at an all-time high, so guys looking to get lucky can most likely find a worthy candidate (if their standards are low enough). With all the dirties, druggies, and bitches, one hardly is able to find a person who is somewhat decent. The odds of finding someone who isn't dirty, stinky, etc. is the same as a person in Mt. Morris winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning, and taking a shower all in the same day.
Do you see that stink? Yeah, he must go to Clio.