1a. (adj.) Used to describe the feeling after the penis ejaculates.
2a. (n) A wooden (or other material) pole used to find the depth of ones personal well.
3a. (n) A person who feels the need to test how much slander is needed to piss off a Microsoft CEO.
1b. My Clintrod penis is now fully abused and to touch it again would be un-imaginable.
2b. Just let me get my Clintrod for this here well, which is oddly small.
3b. CEO - Did you see how that man treated me? Only a fucking Clintrod could have done this to a CEO of Microsoft