Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017

Clingin'

Holding on to; Carrying. Particularly used with currency. Prevalent in the Nottingham area of UK and the Midlands.

Guy 1: Ay-up mate! How's a visit to the local with me and Charlie?
Guy 2: I wish I could catch ya, but yesterday some dodgy chav pinched my wallet after fry-up.
Guy 1: Naff. How much do you suppose you were holding?
Guy 2: Peanuts mostly, bar I was clingin' a tenner in my side pouch.
Guy 1: Brilliant. a tenner is enough for a bevvy or two.
Guy 2: Forgive me, but I drained it on a cuppa for me and Harry this morning.
Guy 1: Shame. Give us a bell if you find a couple quid.
Guy 2: I'm easy, moreover BGT is on channel 23 tonight.

Clingin' by JammyJonny September 10, 2016

Clingonatar 

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

Clinger
Bore
Master Manipulator
Chameleon
Drama
Manly

Watch out for a Clingonatar!

Clingonatar

Clingonatar by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010

clingons 

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

clingons by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

clitgantic

A clit that is so big and long that it hangs pass the pussy lips and resembles a small penis.

When I was sucking on her clitgantic clit and it felt like I was blowing a fucking guy!!! NASTY!

clitgantic by phat oreo February 14, 2009

Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER

Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!

Clingingsmith by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010

clingon 

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

These slingons sure make my pants lumpy

clingon by will grasmick February 9, 2003