When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!
Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!
by mcsruff_dog September 26, 2010