Considered a delicacy in most countries, this soup de jour known as the Cleveland Breadbowl is a regular breadbowl filled with 'straight from the source' diarrhea, served hot and fresh.
Female Restaurant Patron: "Wow this cleveland breadbowl is rich and hearty! Whats in it?"
Gourmet Chef: "CaCa and bread. Garnished with the worlds finest gooch pubes."