The phrase "clementine horseradish" is commonly used as a way of expressing your resistance to giving away information. Many also use it to express confusion.
Friend: Do you know what the answer for #6 was on the homework?
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(
You: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Please?
You: clementine horseradish.
Friend: Okay :(
by ellakeer April 13, 2020
The phrase "clementine horseradish" is most commonly used to express feelings of resistance. It may also be used to express confusion under the correct circumstances.
Friend: What's the answer for number 6?
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(
Me: clementine horseradish
Friend: Please?
Me: clementine horseradish...
Friend: Okay :(
by ellakeer April 13, 2020
Two friends who LOVE poisonous plants. And they keep on accusing one another of being "not straight" but aren't homophobic. They like dark humor. And death. But they appreciate life. And rain. And they keep on trying to tap the other on the head. It's a war. Raine may or may not have a crush on her friend. Also Raine has just started appreciating hugs and Clementine is shocked to death. Clementine is RLY smart.
Clementine: Raine has a crush on Evelyn.
Evelyn: Yep!
Raine: WHAT IN THE GOOD WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
Clementine: You haven't denied it yet...
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(8 am)
Clementine says smth random
Raine: Oh, poor thing, you're so tired that you cant think straight!
Clementine: Yup I'm not thinking straight.
Raine: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT???
Clementine suddenly wakes up and the two argue for 30 sec.
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Evelyn, Ellis, Lili, and Bianca: Wow this essay is dark... too much death. Oh wait, Raine and Clementine teamed up again. Explains the use of poisonous plants.
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*Clementine and Raine start running after one another in a tapping war*
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Those 2 friends who LOVE poisonous plants. hmmmmm, must be Raine & Clementine
Evelyn: Yep!
Raine: WHAT IN THE GOOD WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
Clementine: You haven't denied it yet...
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(8 am)
Clementine says smth random
Raine: Oh, poor thing, you're so tired that you cant think straight!
Clementine: Yup I'm not thinking straight.
Raine: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT???
Clementine suddenly wakes up and the two argue for 30 sec.
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Evelyn, Ellis, Lili, and Bianca: Wow this essay is dark... too much death. Oh wait, Raine and Clementine teamed up again. Explains the use of poisonous plants.
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*Clementine and Raine start running after one another in a tapping war*
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Those 2 friends who LOVE poisonous plants. hmmmmm, must be Raine & Clementine
by Mooneflower April 9, 2023
A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.
Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?
Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!
Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!
by Randy82 September 19, 2018
When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.
"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"
"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"
"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"
"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"
"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"
by brownclementine May 3, 2013
A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
by bear19 June 17, 2011
Everyone who knows clementine is wooed right away by how amazing they look. They are usually the most beautiful/handsomest person alive. They’ll always have a place in your heart, and bring you joy. If you find a clementine, you will be changed in the best way possible and you even might marry them. They truly are a blessing.
by Nothingnesss April 1, 2020