Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

clear the runway

When Patrick Ewing (Sr.) and his sandpaper tongue go down on a 14-year-old white girl in preparation for acts to come later that evening.

Ewing: Slip dem pannies, cunnie. I'mza gonna clear the runway.
14-year-old white girl: Yes, sir.

by WNether March 23, 2008

clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018