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A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.
Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy
by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 02, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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