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An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.
Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.
by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010

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