Clanch

The art of aggresively using your kegel muscles.

Alicia had to hold in a queef so she clanched so hard.

by chippy17 February 13, 2016

Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart April 13, 2016

Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart April 13, 2016