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A female of slut decent who has a "chewy, buttery, sloppy vagina, often considered a slampig, who is typically 200-300 lbs of slop.
" I was so shmammered last night I hooked up with this CLAMPIG and need to get a HIV test."
by Joey New England February 24, 2010