Clampit 

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Clamping Down 

When a man sticks his rod into a woman and she clamps down on his shaft until he finishes forcing him to give her children.

Tommy didnt want to have kids but when he was about to pull out the whore was clamping down

Clamping Down by white nigga September 12, 2016

Clampit 

An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!

That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit

Clampit by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018

Breakfast of Champignons 

Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons

Breakfast of Champignons by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006

clampitt 

to be a badass and do badass stuff

richard:man that guy cleared like 7 cars on his bike when he jumped them!!
eric: yeah he is a real CLAMPITT

clampitt by jooodie sayis August 9, 2009

Clampire 

One who goes down on a woman while shes on her period.

Shawns wife was on the rag but he doesn't mind. He uncorked it and still went down. Hes a clampire....

Clampire by TACOBAR June 18, 2009

Clamping 

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

Clamping by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015