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2. Clam Boner
Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).
That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!
1. clam boner
A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
3. clam boner
A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
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