The Circumstances

An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”

“Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”

The Circumstances by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022

Circumsexual

A person with an interest in circumcision, particularly a believing that circumcision is a beneficial procedure; adj. Having a sexual, fetishistic or erotic interest in circumcision

Circumsexuals have an obsession with almost all aspects and effects of male circumcision

Circumsexual by Cleverdick2 November 3, 2016

Circumscribe

1. Restrict: To limit the power of something or somebody to act independently.

2. Enclose within geometric shape: To draw one geometric figure around another so that they touch at every corner vertex (corner) of the enclosed figure or at every side of the enclosing figure without cutting across each other.

To circumscribe someone.

Circumscribe by Jafje April 15, 2007

circused 

alternative way of saying retarded

"you're fucking circused stop shitting on my lawn"

circused by Casterbaster April 2, 2021

Circumspicious 

1. When you think someone is or isn't circumsised, but you're not quite sure.

2. Suspicious of circumcision

"Is Jimmy circumsised?"
"I don't know girl, I'm pretty Circumspicious."

Circumspicious by L.ssy April 17, 2016

circumference 

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

circumference by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

Circumstantial Hotness 

An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.

1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.

2) A boat crashes on a deserted island. Cynthia was the only female on board, and now the only female on the island. All the males who were on the boat, originally thought Cynthia was an average looking girl when she first got on. Now after being on the island for a few days, all the men believe Cynthia is the most attractive person they have ever seen because of circumstantial hotness.

3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.

Circumstantial Hotness by raincheckross December 9, 2012