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Cincinnati Slider 

Binge eating White Castle Sliders almost to the point of anal prolapse and going out and writing your name in poop in the snow.
Writing in cursive is much easier when pulling a Cincinnati Slider if you don't have the sphincter control.
Cincinnati Slider by blank frank November 18, 2014

Cincinnati slider 

A man puts a pizza over his penis as a woman jumps and lands on top of it
Guy: dude me and my girl did a Cincinnati slider last night
Other guy: bro why am I still friends with you?
Cincinnati slider by Swagger boost October 17, 2017

Cincinnati Water Slide 

When you piss on a thot hookers fake tits and spit a loogie into your stream so it waterslides down her cleavage.
"Dude, I gave this thot the best Cincinnati Water Slide of her life with my accuracy, when the loogie hit I came like a fire extinguisher"

Cincinnati Snot Slide 

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.
Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!

cincinnati slip and slide 

when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.
Shit man, you shoulda been at that party! we set up a Cincinnati slip and slide. it was sick!