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A spinstress who smokes doral ultra light 100's and talks like she has sandpaper and sorgum/mollases stuck in her trachea. Usually found around hole-in-the-wall bars and outlying areas of the suburbs, fights like a man and occasionally has teeth missing. Makes frequent visits to tanning salon causing leather skin.
Damn, that cig queen just body slammed old man jamison's boy straight through that pool table, lets get the hell out of here!
by Boz Scaggert November 04, 2006

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